Non-lethal doses of Radioactive Jam*
* Safe exposure level determined by NRC.†
† “NRC” normally means Nuclear‡ Regulatory Commission. Here it means Not Really Competent. Unless you develop symptoms i.e. radiation sickness, in which case it means Not Remotely Culpable.
‡ Or perhaps ‘Nucular.’ Your Monkeys May Vary.

General Postage
Biomassive Freakout - wherein Jam learns what lurked in his septic tank.
Hypothetically speaking - wherein the interweb deals with in-bathroom conversations.
O Sole Mio - wherein an abnormal shoe collection surfaces.
Demeaning Of Life - wherein Adsense incenses and offends.
Google Ads 1, Me 0 - wherein Adsense lightens up.
Syar: One in a Thousand - wherein Jam writes a tribute to his 1000th visitor, blog feiend Syar.
Tripartite Friday Freakout - wherein the phrase “monkey toe” gains imagery.
Froggy Friday Freakout - wherein common phobias converge.

Real Life
Boy oh boy oh… - wherein ultrasounds provide inner views.
Butterfly Effect - wherein an injured butterfly thaws an ice princess.
Butterfly Effect Part Deux - wherein the aforementioned butterfly’s end is revealed (in comments).
Contrast And Brightness - wherein Jam contemplates terrorism, generalizations, and colonies on Mars.
Survivor - wherein Jam recounts the happy ending - so far - of Radioactive Spouse’s breast cancer story.
Helpful Monster Theory - wherein Radioactive Spouse goes shopping, and Jam “helps.”
Don’t Go Away Mad - wherein the Radioactive Man-Cub leaves a note.
Gratuitous Butt Shot - wherein Jam makes a photographic joke.
IOI - wherein Jam plays with lasers and sees God’s SUV.
Ladder To Heaven - wherein we contemplate a near-death experience.

Veronicas In My Head
the secret life of… - wherein Jam becomes enthralled by The Veronicas.
Of sound mind - wherein Jam explains cognitive dissonance.
Veronicas in my head - wherein Jam spreads a musical mind virus.

Monkey Bidness
13monkeys@work - wherein a certain little yellow monkey makes his first appearance; a harbinger of things to come.
Don’t Panic! - wherein the little yellow monkey acquires WMD e.g. Got Nukes?
Wood Eye! Wood Eye! - wherein a now-radioactive Little Green Monkey unleashes sentient “killer” trees.
Zhen Yu Jam - wherein a new pair of radioactive monkeys disrupt Jam’s life.
A Night Before Christmas - wherein a truce forms between monkey and human.
Doctor Assisted Freakout - wherein a new staff member creates an ill-conceived hybrid.

Je Ne Sais Quoi
Darth Baker Barbie - wherein… er. No good one-liner comes to mind; you’ll just have to see for yourself.
Fruit For Brains - wherein Jam cracks open his head for a revealing look inside.
Visual html - wherein Jam humors your inner geek.
Bring on the Flu - wherein a bizarre cough remedy is introduced.
Summit’s Wrong with this Picture - wherein the words come out to play.
Storage Life Freakout - wherein students learn to think - and live - “inside the box.”