Radioactive Jam

Let’s play “See if he remembers how to insert pics in a blog post.”

Okay yes, I cheated and copied stuff from an existing post. But it worked, and I think that’s all that matters. Those with opposing views can discuss the matter with my new-found feiend in charge of the Radioactive Complaint Department.

Greetings. 

Have I mentioned I’m in Japan - working, sad to say, not touring - for the month of August? I haven’t mentioned? Maybe that’s because of my UNBELIEVABLY HORRIFIC SLOW internet connection here?

Nevertheless, Japan = awesome++.

Awesome.

I’d post pics but cannot because UHS connection means no uploading.

Perhaps when I get back to the US, hmm?

I have managed to go on a day trip to Miyajima, which was cool. There were supposed to be hordes of wild monkeys roaming the island; I saw none.

None.

NONE.

*sigh*

Maybe next weekend!

How ya doing?

Me, I’m thinking about coming up with a couple blog-related New Year Resolutions. I’ll let you know as soon as I have some.

Okay seriously, I’m a total slacker and I’m sorry. As in “pathetic.”

But I’ll stop slacking and start bligging again soon I promise.

I’m trying to find a for-real poster like the picture shown below, to give to a car enthusiast co-worker. So far I’ve hit Teh Googles and despair.com but not found it available for purchase. Any ideas?

The picture linked in the previous post? Not me I swear. I can’t even take credit for finding the picture; I tripped over it in this plurk, scorched my eyeballs and decided you needed an opportunity to do the same.

If I were really clever, I’d have suggested a caption contest. Now it’s too late; I’m still laughing at Erik The Replicant’s comment (#2 on the previous post), and I’m having trouble imagining a better caption for that picture.

However.

Feel free to try, because Ya Never Know.

Life is full of risks, you know?

For example. By putting this link in a blog post, I risk losing readers.

I don’t know what to say except “I’m sorry” and I hope you’ll forgive me some day.

Here’s a snippet of pseudocode I wrote this afternoon:

if ( ( lunch == slim_jim * 4 + jack_cheese ) && PM_meeting ) /*then*/
gas_problem = true;

This code runs in a TMI context.

Disclaisure: I’m not clever enough to create things like this or even find them without professional help. A plurk feiend brought this to my attention and, well, I liked it. A lot.

The end.

Re: your comment.

OK. I got here searching for Eldritch Cleavage. Don’t ask.

Mere words cannot express how much I appreciate you taking the time to comment, and reminding me about this post (from last year).

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I’m watching “Sphere” and find myself thinking… Michael Crichton is dead.